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Advise regarding my right testicle

Akumaz
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Old Post 15 May 2013 11:55 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
Hi,
Recently, im having this weird but not so subtle pulling sensation on my right testes. It is not painful but its somewhat uncomfortable and unsettling. Is this an indication of testicular cancer? The last time i ejaculated was about 3 days ago, my semen seemed to be of normal texture, volume and colour. Im reasonably healthy/active and i believe that im not a chronic masturbator. Please advise, i am deeply concerned.

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Mancubus
Old Post 15 May 2013 11:57 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
Pics or gtfo.
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Marados.
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Old Post 15 May 2013 11:58 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
This is obviously a bullshit thread, but that's by the bye; if you are generally worried about a bollock, see a doctor. It'd be pretty stink to have to lop one off because you referred to GP rather than a real GP.

Or you could premptively chop both of them off, that correlates to a 100% reduced risk of nutsack cancer _b
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Old Post 15 May 2013 11:58 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
Deep Heat.

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Akumaz
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Old Post 15 May 2013 11:58 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend

Mancubus wrote:
Pics or gtfo.


are u sure? i can have that arranged but first, u must guaranty that i will not get banned.

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Old Post 15 May 2013 11:58 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
dickcheese detected (no pun)

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Old Post 15 May 2013 11:59 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
Deeeeeep Heeeeeeeeeeat

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Mancubus
Old Post 15 May 2013 11:59 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
Jolie them plums.
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Old Post 16 May 2013 12:01 am REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
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Akumaz
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Old Post 16 May 2013 12:01 am REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend

Marados. wrote:


Or you could premptively chop both of them off, that correlates to a 100% reduced risk of nutsack cancer _b


but that means i will lose the ability to produce testosterone, that is not effective if i want to reproduce

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PBaines
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Old Post 16 May 2013 12:01 am REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
Go to your GP. Not come to GP
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reb
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Old Post 16 May 2013 12:03 am REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend

Akumaz wrote:
but that means i will lose the ability to produce testosterone, that is not effective if i want to reproduce




girls produce testosterone... they dont have balls and they can reproduce.. WHAT NOW OP?

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Old Post 16 May 2013 12:04 am REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
Pregnant.


Calling it.

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Old Post 16 May 2013 12:20 am REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
Doctor has spoken.

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Old Post 16 May 2013 12:33 am REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
This is a question best left to the professionals at Yahoo Awnsers
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Nocturne
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Old Post 16 May 2013 12:36 am REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend

Akumaz wrote:
if i want to reproduce

Please just don't

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Old Post 16 May 2013 12:38 am REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend

Mancubus wrote:
Pics or gtfo.


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Old Post 16 May 2013 12:40 am REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
I MADE MY LUNCH FOR TOMORROW. IT'S GOING TO TASTE GOOD.
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Old Post 16 May 2013 12:47 am REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend

Linx wrote:
I MADE MY LUNCH FOR TOMORROW. IT'S GOING TO TASTE GOOD.

HOW DID YOU DO THAT???

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Akumaz
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Old Post 16 May 2013 12:55 am REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend

reb wrote:
girls produce testosterone... they dont have balls and they can reproduce.. WHAT NOW OP?


I need testosterone to produce sex hormone. u know, to be stimulated, get an erection and eventually inserting my penis into the vagina. Do u know what a vagina is?

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KevinL
A doctor like Yossarian, but a whole lot more useful. And not a ****.
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Old Post 16 May 2013 12:56 am REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend

Akumaz wrote:
I need testosterone to produce sex hormone. u know, to be stimulated, get an erection and eventually inserting my penis into the vagina. Do u know what a vagina is?



Right, now that we've got that off our chests, can we HOS this thread please?

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Old Post 16 May 2013 12:57 am REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
yes

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