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Shrewsberries
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Old Post 3 Jul 2007 2:28 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend

Mettler wrote:
WTF?? Maybe if you're a 5 year old, or have been lobotomised. That's the epitome of comically ugly, and the most generically followed mod path that's been taken. BOE SAK IT OUT ON KROMIES EHIA GET A BLING BLING PEARL PAINTJOB.

If that's what you consider to be a good looking car and you aspire to that level, then ummmm, **** I dunno what to say really. I'm shocked!



lol, I know man.

Edited the post for clarity.

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Mettler
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tr0n hard!
Old Post 3 Jul 2007 2:29 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
:(

Didn't you get the memo? All sarcasm text is to be posted in green! [colour=green] etc :p
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Shrewsberries
Padawan
Old Post 3 Jul 2007 2:30 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
Damn, stupid memoes, I keep on forgetting to check em... ;)

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Egor
Old Post 3 Jul 2007 3:30 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
The wheels look photoshopped O_o

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Orion
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80s throwback thrashbunny
Old Post 3 Jul 2007 4:22 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
yeah the height of the car's been photoshopped in that pic, but the phat kromiez do exist as you can see in the auction o_O
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Old Post 3 Jul 2007 4:51 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
I posted up a couple of 'questions' for the owner.
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DJ
Midship Specialist
Old Post 3 Jul 2007 6:58 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend

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My gosh that hurts my eyes... looks like you spent so much money and time trying to pass off the impression that this horrible little car is flash, yet when I saw the underbonnet photos I couldn't help but feel underwhelmed. Failure q- posted by: unharmonix (9 ) 11:49 am, Tue 3 Jul
havent you got anything better to do?? its probly way better than ur honda or woteva u have i dont no if uv noticed but since i put it on here last night it has had alot of interest so go and put ur ten cents worth somewhere else homo



Irl lol.
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Corvette, pal.
Old Post 3 Jul 2007 8:27 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend

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1982 toyota cressida compressed springs 110mm(((( have recipes so if eva get piged can just show then it ))))



He has recipes!! Just like-a-mama used to make~ :larf:


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Old Post 4 Jul 2007 8:01 am REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
rofl...

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it ryds prety mint on the adjustys and yea its just a cheap run about the looks siick as and very entertaining with the tvs and shit. its got evo side skirts to i 4got to mention posted by: dohc_turbz (3 ) 1:25 pm, Tue 3 Jul



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oh yea can u send me some pics to woopsh at hotmail dot com 5:01 pm, Tue 3 Jul

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Mutton
Old Post 4 Jul 2007 8:29 am REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
I think I lost an IQ point reading that.

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Old Post 4 Jul 2007 5:16 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend


"EMO HUNTER"

Hahahaha :larf:

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DJ
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Old Post 4 Jul 2007 6:57 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
^Didnt see that, bwhahaha :D
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4wd
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Old Post 4 Jul 2007 11:30 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
Greek....in that first pic of the blue shitbox, is that or is that not the rear of a primer black Mk2 Escort in the background?
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Greek
Old Post 4 Jul 2007 11:32 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend

4wd wrote:
Greek....in that first pic of the blue shitbox, is that or is that not the rear of a primer black Mk2 Escort in the background?



Naw I think it's a Datsun.

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4wd
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Old Post 4 Jul 2007 11:47 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-M...734743.htm?p=19


Why would you, really? $11,200? i think he's dreaming.



on a side note, remember this? the guy on d1nz forums..

http://www.gpforums.co.nz/showthrea...threadid=265337


he's asking questions on this auction..







And it's not worth making a new post for this:



http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-M...426805.htm?p=17


"Only 15000 of theses Sports cars were ever made and only 500 entered new Zealand. My guess is that there are only around 75-150 left in New Zealand."

"With some work this car could race Wrx, skyline turbo, gts, gtr, cefiro, familia, v8, mr2, nissan, bluebird, rota, civic, vtec, v6, integra, prelude, rx7, pulser, gtx, starlet, vw, bmw, rx3, rx4, vr4, gtst, gtt, mx5, mx6, supra twin turbo, holden lowered, falcon, ford,xr8 ,xr6, fto, evo, mpv v6 with a momo wheel and shortshifter air bags with high boost and rwd, limo, show car with body kit and mags and big bore, or girls in people movers with cromies."


:)
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Egor
Old Post 5 Jul 2007 10:38 am REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend

4wd wrote:
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-M...426805.htm?p=17

"Only 15000 of theses Sports cars were ever made and only 500 entered new Zealand. My guess is that there are only around 75-150 left in New Zealand."


They're kind of cool in a rare-with-odd-features, wish-it-had-a-decent-engine sort of way.

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Roadskin
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Old Post 5 Jul 2007 10:48 am REPLY Edit
My grandma had one of those about 15 years ago. I thought it was the coolest car ever with it's gullwing doors. It was like a supercar! :D

She only had it for about a year though :(

Mettler
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Old Post 5 Jul 2007 10:48 am REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
^^ That's kinda like saying "being ****ed in the arse is kind of cool in a rare-something-different, wish-it-wasn't-so-painful sort of way."
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Mutton
Old Post 5 Jul 2007 10:51 am REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
Hahahaha :rofl:

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Egor
Old Post 5 Jul 2007 10:54 am REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
Haha. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't buy one or want to be seen driving one... but I wouldn't put them in the same basket as most of the abortions in this thread.

I actually saw one at a car dealer about 10-15 years ago when my mum was buying a car. I thought it was awesome and tried to convince her to get it, but she went with a Barina instead. q-

I can imagine they would look alright with different wheels and might go OK with a better engine, though I suppose being rare nobody bothers to make aftermarket parts for them.

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DJ
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Old Post 5 Jul 2007 12:12 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend

Egor wrote:

I can imagine they would look alright with different wheels and might go OK with a better engine, though I suppose being rare nobody bothers to make aftermarket parts for them.





I see what you mean there ;p
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Egor
Old Post 5 Jul 2007 3:26 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
Not quite what I had in mind :Puke:

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Deerism
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[H]ello ^_^
Old Post 5 Jul 2007 3:28 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
Heres a trademe want (well me at least :p)
Someone want to give me a tow car, trailer and a bunch of cash?
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Lis...px?id=107664938
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4wd
grumpy bastard
Old Post 5 Jul 2007 5:07 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend
Those sera's are a mongrel when the door struts lose their gas...

Especially if you're lying on the doorframe testing wires under the dash - crushed my hip something terrible.
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Scientists have finally discovered why the World didn't end last December.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse had nothing to ride on thanks to the UK's Beef Industry.


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Old Post 5 Jul 2007 6:09 pm REPLY Edit Profile Send PM Add Friend

dEkOdE wrote:

"EMO HUNTER"

Hahahaha :larf:



I think I might have mentioned it before, but I cant help but LOL at people who think they're hardcore because they pick on emos.
Show me the guy with the shirt that says "BIG BUFF BLACK MOTHER ****ERS CAN SUCK MY CAWK" and THEN I'll be impressed.

Being tough because you can pick on skinny white guys, who are half asphyxiated/unconcious/immobile/sterile thanks to their overly tight jeans? :rolleyes:
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