attention: the twat driving the brand new BMW in hastings today...
Just because your car's new, doesn't mean my brakes work any better. You were lucky to leave with shit on your seat, it could have been worse.
You could have been wearing the front of my corolla.
Although, i must say the expression on his face was priceless
teach him not to pull out in front of cars doing 70km/h.
On a slightly unrelated note, apart from blowing the exhaust system to bits and singeing the back bumper (already done
), how much damage can i do from repeated key-bangers?
Turns out this little pig of a corolla does some nice loud ones
Not too fussed if i kill it, i've got another one lined up anyway...