attention: the twat driving the brand new BMW in hastings today...
Just because your car's new, doesn't mean my brakes work any better. You were lucky to leave with **** on your seat, it could have been worse.
You could have been wearing the front of my corolla.
Although, i must say the expression on his face was priceless
teach him not to pull out in front of cars doing 70km/h.
On a slightly unrelated note, apart from blowing the exhaust system to bits and singeing the back bumper (already done
), how much damage can i do from repeated key-bangers?
Turns out this little pig of a corolla does some nice loud ones
Not too fussed if i kill it, i've got another one lined up anyway...