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    #1

    How do I train my cat in order for him to become a final boss?

    My cat is like a ***** just waiting to get ****ed.
    As soon as he takes a step outside he gets pwned by every cat in the block (yeah, even the females!).
    How do I build him into a feline killing machine?

    Can I give him protein supplements, tie some weights on his limbs and make him train jumps in order to make him stronger?
    th3r3turn

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    #2
    Vitamins
    Good catfood
    Catnip
    gpig
    Out of the blue

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    #3
    sit down with him and watch Rockey
    BZP

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    #4
    Fight him. Use newspaper, rolled up. Wool. String. Feathers. Teddy bears. Make him fight and kill them all. Feed him red meat, chicken, natural predator protein. Give him some virgin olive oil with one meal a day too.
    Mutton
    Suspended

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    #5
    I hope you enjoy receiving dead things
    Proctor

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    #6
    Get a dog?
    MarksoN
    Slower than Coffeeshop and wants an STI

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    #7
    MarksoN wrote:
    Get a dog?
    Come on mate ya dont wanna get too hardcore. People own pussys for a reason.
    hadees
    The real slim hadees