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    #51

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    #52
    https://github.com/travist/makemeasandwich.js

    I kinda want to see if this could work for ordering off Subway's site.

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    #53
    From DevOps reactions:
    Reading your own code

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    #54
    HI Guys,

    I was wondering if any of you are app developers who are based in wellington nz and would be keen to talk about a potential idea i have and to see if any of you would be interested.
    I can secure funding from venture capitalists and investors but i require a team.
    Please let me know if you guys would be interested and if not, where could you point me in a direction where i can find the right people.

    CHEEEEEEERS!

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    #55
    MultiApollo wrote:
    HI Guys,

    I was wondering if any of you are app developers who are based in wellington nz and would be keen to talk about a potential idea i have and to see if any of you would be interested.
    I can secure funding from venture capitalists and investors but i require a team.
    Please let me know if you guys would be interested and if not, where could you point me in a direction where i can find the right people.

    CHEEEEEEERS!
    I'll do you the favor of being honest and straight to the point.

    This thread clearly has nothing to do with this. Would someone bother with the idea someone made with 0 observation skills?

    Then if you want to know who might actually know there's a thread here called What are you working on today, if you had a quick read through you'd already know who you could talk to here. Would someone bother with the idea someone made with 0 research skills?

    Dealing with these folks as clients, how's that for programming life.

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    #56
    Viilai wrote:
    I'll do you the favor of being honest and straight to the point.

    This thread clearly has nothing to do with this. Would someone bother with the idea someone made with 0 observation skills?

    Then if you want to know who might actually know there's a thread here called What are you working on today, if you had a quick read through you'd already know who you could talk to here. Would someone bother with the idea someone made with 0 research skills?

    Dealing with these folks as clients, how's that for programming life.

    0 social or solutions based skills, patronising to strangers, self entitled.
    Definitely won't be employing you for 120k plus company car.

    If there Is anyone else who would like to be part of a team with decent salary and company car who is a programmer or developer. Please feel free to get in contact.

    I would prefer to come here and find real talent as opposed to seek.



    Cheers guys,

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    #57
    Once again, this isn't the place for you to advertise. Welcome to the internet, where people who don't post in the right place and put forth no effort get berated regardless of social skills. As for my solution skills, I'm not trying to solve anything for you so you wouldn't know.

    Yes, you definitely wont be employing me.

    Let me ask you something, did you even read a single post in this thread before advertising here?

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    #58

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    #59
    Ha, love it.

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    #60

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    #61
    Spotted in MongoDB https://github.com/mongodb/mongo-jav...atus.java#L213

    What possible reason would make someone write that!?

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    #62
    ****ing LOL.


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    #63
    I don't get it.

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    #64
    Edward Diego wrote:
    I don't get it.
    I think it's because he wasn't born "Set".

    I dunno, whatever the joke is I missed it, or I just don't find it funny.

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    #65
    Well you definitely wont if someone has to explain it to you :P

    1. Get Ready
    2. Get Set
    3. Go

    He thinks he's ready, but he isn't set, as in, totally unprepared for the ride ahead?

    Whatever.

    Anyway, if you guys don't know loading artist then definitely check it out, it's really common in the cg industry, thought it would be here since there's a lot of programming jokes involved, most of them are much easier to interpret than the one I linked :P http://www.loadingartist.com/comic/duty/

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    #66
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    #67
    Haha that's gold.

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    #68
    That guy must be Netflix.

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    #69
    cyberton wrote:
    creative and i wanna learn it.
    Mate, look, okay look, look here, just look at me. Okay. Look.

    Buddy, here, look. You see me? You're looking at me? okay?

    No.

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    #70
    https://twitter.com/iamdevloper/stat...03922341875712

    Ahmed builds a clock and gets arrested…

    Yet Angular.js developers everyday are building applications and are escaping criminal charges.


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    Nailed it.

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    #73
    Classic Programmer Paintings. Some good shit here.

    http://classicprogrammerpaintings.tumblr.com/

    Lifting a few:

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    “C++ developers aiding a comrade facing SEGFAULT”
    1890 - Frederic Remington
    (collaboration from Gary Dusbabek)


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    “Programmers at work maintaining a Ruby on Rails application"

    Eero Järnefelt,
    Oil on canvas, 1893
    (Collaboration from Jaakko Koskenkorva)


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    “Engineering manager returning from a budget meeting”
    Ilya Repin,
    Oil paint, 1888
    (Collaboration from Nate)

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    #75
    Please tell me this isn't real... https://twitter.com/stelian/status/720913927639560194