Israel declaring war on NZ

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    Israel declaring war on NZ

    It's funny when prime ministers make the same "I'll fite u irl" threats that keyboard warriors make

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...aration-of-war

    Does he even know where we are?

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    With NZ being a temporary member of the Security Council for the last two years, I'd say he's definitely aware of where we are. They've recalled their ambassador, expelled ours - seems semi-serious. They're our 55th largest trading partner, so McCully/National are obviously happy to put principles above money for a change.

    Scapegoating anyway; widely held view of the international community, but NZ being singled out.

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    The only one who they can actually attempt to bully.

    I say attempt as it would end pretty quick once UK/Aus/USA got involved if it ever came to that.

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    This is hilarious.

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    Stuff them. They should give back all of our stolen passports before they leave.

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    If Israel gave back everything they'd stolen they wouldn't have a country left.

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    NZ
    "We'll get our big brothers onto you"
    *Watches as everyone else steps in*

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    well they could send one of their subs and nuke wellington.

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    suntoucher wrote:
    NZ
    "We'll get our big brothers onto you"
    *Watches as everyone else steps in*
    Pretty much lol

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    I don't think we can count on the europeans... afterall they were pretty keen to get the jews the hell out of their patch for about 1000 years.

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    Basically if they did invade us this will happen. Theyre ****ed.

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    zippy wrote:
    Stuff them. They should give back all of our stolen passports before they leave.
    ^ Israel you are like No Mates Norman, you have to steal our passports to get into other countries.

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    The Israeli military is a beast of a thing, wouldnot****with/10

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    it's an over reaction from Israel but the NZ attitude is hilarious - everyone's so cocky only because they assume some country will defend NZ on it's behalf.

    I assume most people think Israel is some third world shit hole because it's in the middle east when it's a first world country and more technologically advanced than NZ and is very good at fighting and winning wars.


    In the end this whole thing will die down in a few weeks - the UN is a toothless organization and have no ability to enforce any decision so it will just be ignored

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    Abo wrote:
    it's an over reaction from Israel but the NZ attitude is hilarious - everyone's so cocky only because they assume some country will defend NZ on it's behalf.
    It's because Israel has no power projection capability outside of their region, and they're used to fighting on a small battlefield. Israel is like 1/10th the size of NZ, and we have quite different terrain that their military is not used too.

    They could probably hold an area the size of auckland, but the rest of NZ wouldn't be to bothered (it might finally sort out the housing market up there).

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    http://www.globalfirepower.com/count...Submit=COMPARE

    For interest, not as an argument for or against any above posts.

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    War hasn't been declared you muppet.

    Read the article, if war was declared it'd be a much bigger story than it is. This is just a giant pissing contest.

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    voy1dnz wrote:
    War hasn't been declared you muppet.

    Read the article, if war was declared it'd be a much bigger story than it is. This is just a giant pissing contest.
    Do you even internet

    It's called clickbait you muppet

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    They would be stupid to try anything. We have the home field advantage. They have to come to us. We're like 15,000km away. Not to mention we're backed by NATO and have the commonwealth (Including Britain) with us. Yea good luck with that Netanyahu.

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    Viilai wrote:
    Do you even internet

    It's called clickbait you muppet
    GP Forums title: Israel declaring war on NZ (implies it is happening, which it isn't)

    Article title: Netanyahu 'told New Zealand backing UN vote would be declaration of war' (implies it would happen)

    Actual Quote: “If you continue to promote this resolution, from our point of view it will be a declaration of war. It will rupture the relations and there will be consequences. We’ll recall our ambassador [from New Zealand] to Jerusalem.” (an analogy at best with a threat statement of intent)

    The three statements are all very different and by further exaggerating it you are proving yourself no better than the likes of buzzfeed.

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    voy1dnz wrote:
    GP Forums title: Israel declaring war on NZ (implies it is happening, which it isn't)

    Article title: Netanyahu 'told New Zealand backing UN vote would be declaration of war' (implies it would happen)

    Actual Quote: “If you continue to promote this resolution, from our point of view it will be a declaration of war. It will rupture the relations and there will be consequences. We’ll recall our ambassador [from New Zealand] to Jerusalem.” (an analogy at best with a threat statement of intent)

    The three statements are all very different and by further exaggerating it you are proving yourself no better than the likes of buzzfeed.
    "Israel declaring war on NZ" suggests discussing the possibility.

    Do you even English?

    Shoo shoo.

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    I say NZ should continue calling Israel's douchebaggery. They get away with a lot.

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    This is a storm in a teacup. It's been blown out of proportion and diplomats will find some way to save face.

    But it does raise a very good point - The "allies will help" attitude is lazy and generally quite shit. New Zealand should not be relying on allies so much, and our military should receive far more funding and resources than it does at present.

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    To threaten one of the most peaceful, benign countries in the world with war shows how paranoid and infected with siege mentality Israel has become. They know they're in the wrong and lash out at countries like NZ lol

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    Blue Vein CHEESE wrote:
    This is a storm in a teacup. It's been blown out of proportion and diplomats will find some way to save face.

    But it does raise a very good point - The "allies will help" attitude is lazy and generally quite shit. New Zealand should not be relying on allies so much, and our military should receive far more funding and resources than it does at present.
    We rely on them because we are used by so many different places, we help out so much. It's agiven we rely on allies.

    We have superior armed forces, skill wise that is