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Flag of New Zealand Member since 24th June 2002 8,677 posts (1.34 per day) Last active Today 7:25 pm
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    5th April 2020, 10:17 pm
    massive replied to a thread Coronavirus in Open Discussion
    When I wake up tomorrow morning I'll be out of 14 day iso. **** I am looking forward to that.
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    5th April 2020, 11:47 am
    "cricket"
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    5th April 2020, 11:36 am
    Also I imagine hunting accidents are quite grim but not necessarily more costly than repairing a bunch of ripped tendons.
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    5th April 2020, 11:21 am
    How the **** are people injuring themselves that much in cricket? I know you can of course injure yourself playing cricket, but seriously are people...
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    3rd April 2020, 9:45 pm
    I'm isolated in the garage with my work. This is my life now. Work, sleep, garage. On the upside, while everyone else is sharing a house for 4 weeks,...
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    1st April 2020, 9:07 pm
    Haha. Seriously though, I've been with three different banks in swedenland and each one has had their own trading platform that I've been able to buy...
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    1st April 2020, 7:54 pm
    **** me I'm starting to understand why mum and dad investors just buy property in nz.
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    1st April 2020, 6:51 pm
    massive replied to a thread Coronavirus in Open Discussion
    Hahahaha does it piss you off that you did quarantine in a Georgian prison virus free to then get 100% definitely infected by some hippy nz OEer...
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    1st April 2020, 3:21 pm
    massive replied to a thread Coronavirus in Open Discussion
    Any rate assumptions are fairly meaningless but the 2 to 4 week lag from infection to death is not an assumption. Neither is the age distribution...
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    31st March 2020, 11:05 pm
    massive replied to a thread Coronavirus in Open Discussion
    Peoples' inability to understand scales is astounding, both geographical and temporal. There's small towns with 10x their standard mortality and some...
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    31st March 2020, 7:45 pm
    massive replied to a thread Coronavirus in Open Discussion
    It's probably an extrapolation / interpretation of this ...
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    31st March 2020, 3:54 am
    massive replied to a thread Coronavirus in Open Discussion
    Shake it around with a couple of coleslaws and it'll be just like your favourite dish - mayo salad thing. I left the EU without a passport check....
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    31st March 2020, 3:43 am
    massive replied to a thread Coronavirus in Open Discussion
    I'd totes swap a packet pasta for your prison food. Did you keep some?
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    31st March 2020, 3:38 am
    massive replied to a thread Coronavirus in Open Discussion
    Interesting. Because I quoted from health.govt.nz. *shrug*. I dunno I'm sitting in the garage eating whatever packet pasta my brother throws under...
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    31st March 2020, 2:12 am
    massive replied to a thread Coronavirus in Open Discussion
    Yes it is. It's preferable that someone else does it for you though. At least I translate "Where possible, ask friends or family to drop off...
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    30th March 2020, 5:21 am
    massive replied to a thread Coronavirus in Open Discussion
    I would look on facebook accom groups. I'm in all the queenstown groups because that's where i was heading before isolation/lockdown. Those kinds of...
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    28th March 2020, 1:40 am
    massive replied to a thread Coronavirus in Open Discussion
    He'll probably be fine and then go around touting he overcame the virus and the euros in the same year...
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    28th March 2020, 12:33 am
    massive replied to a thread Coronavirus in Open Discussion
    I believe the state epidemioligist's reply would be something along the lines of 'have fun with your lockdown, you're already just as ****ed as us,...
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    27th March 2020, 11:52 pm
    massive replied to a thread Coronavirus in Open Discussion
    No gatherings of 500+ Borders mostly shut, but that's really only because the EU wanted to do that. That's about it. They're taking the "personal...
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    27th March 2020, 2:51 pm
    massive replied to a thread Coronavirus in Open Discussion
    I follow the Swedish news quite closely and they're on 2806 positive tested now. 178 in ICU. 66 have died, 24 since yesterday. The thing that irked...
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    27th March 2020, 8:59 am
    massive replied to a thread Coronavirus in Open Discussion
    Quick, make some things up!
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    27th March 2020, 1:07 am
    massive replied to a thread Coronavirus in Open Discussion
    The french press cracked and leaks everywhere :eek:
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    26th March 2020, 11:11 pm
    massive replied to a thread Coronavirus in Open Discussion
    I read an interview with a Chinese guy, I can't remember his position but it may have been the chief med dude for Hubei province, he was heavily...
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    26th March 2020, 9:50 pm
    \_(ツ)_/ lazy bastard
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    26th March 2020, 9:44 pm
    massive replied to a thread Coronavirus in Open Discussion
    I went with "no", but I I'm not a high roller like you. (my 'guy i game with' friend has one and I want one, but I am strong)
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    26th March 2020, 12:05 pm
    Seems like something worth sharing, because someone here is probably jobless (or knows someone that is) in aucks now and has the right skills: Check...
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    26th March 2020, 7:50 am
    massive replied to a thread Coronavirus in Open Discussion
    _b I just imagined you turning up and then getting stuck in another guberment enforced isolation place for two weeks hahhaaha. At least we could...
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    26th March 2020, 7:07 am
    massive replied to a thread Coronavirus in Open Discussion
    Did you buy those flights by the way? Because border control just got amped up, you'll want to have a pretty good plan for where you're going once...
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    26th March 2020, 1:21 am
    massive replied to a thread Coronavirus in Open Discussion
    These are the numbers from Swedish intensive wards today. The swedes are basically doing nothing except encouraging social distancing, and are...
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