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    #1
    I'm missing free pizza (Very important: it's Hells) because I can't get my car out of my driveway.

    Some ****ing retard is parked almost half over it, and despite numerous attempts I cannot get out.

    It's a shitty little Mazda 323 but I can't seem to lift it around by the towbar by myself and all the flatmates are out. I also can't push it back with the skyline because it has a real bumper and the skyline has a shitty sports bumper that will crush while pushing.

    I've given it a couple of swift kicks in the door panel in anger, but don't think my woosy man-shoes are doing any damage.

    I just went out and took some pictures of the plates / rego / over the driveway etc. so I can forward them on to the DCC in the morning in the hopes of getting some ticket/tow action.

    What else can I do? I kinda still want to go for pizza, but time is running out. Help me GPOD!

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    #2
    get all mechaphile on it.
    rape it.
    Vegrandis
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    #3
    1. Yellow pages
    2. Look for tow truck company
    3. ????
    4. Profit!
    Roadskin
    Guest

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    #4
    get it towed obviously

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    #5
    drive around it.

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    #6
    Do a shit on the bonnet tbh.

    Seriously, actually do this.

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    #7
    Grenades will clear that up

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    #8
    Someone link me to a tow truck company in Dunedin and a phone number please!


    (Yes I could do it myself)

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    #9
    confuse you with someone else in pols

    *ooh snap*

    you were behind me!

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    #10
    Mettler wrote:
    Do a shit on the bonnet tbh.

    Seriously, actually do this.
    seconded!

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    #11
    Smash window, hand brake off, into neutral, roll away...

    Down a hill if handy.

    Edit - Oh, and claim medical emergency if hassled.

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    #12
    Pics or it didnt happen, turn on lights if need be

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    #13
    Mettler wrote:
    Do a shit on the bonnet tbh.

    Seriously, actually do this.
    And use some kind of tool to smear some over the front windscreen as well.

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    #14
    Mettler wrote:
    Do a shit on the bonnet tbh.

    Seriously, actually do this.

    Put it on the windscreen.

    Windscreen wipers will make it carnage

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    #15
    Mettler wrote:
    Do a shit on the bonnet tbh.

    Seriously, actually do this.
    I actually will.

    I'm writing them an angry note at the moment.

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    #16
    Taxi, even though it defeats the fact that the pizza is free

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    #17
    delph0r wrote:
    Put it on the windscreen.

    Windscreen wipers will make it carnage
    See that great minds br4, great minds.

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    #18
    Posting in a possibly epic thread if I do indeed take a shit and pics.

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    #19
    Dr. Spiral wrote:
    See that great minds br4, great minds.

    u br4

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    #20
    Last time we got someone towed for parking over our driveway our friends were prety annoyed they had no car to drive home in.

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    #21
    Mettler wrote:
    Do a shit on the bonnet tbh.

    Seriously, actually do this.
    seriously I would take that piece of advice.

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    #22
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    please crap on it

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    #23
    shit on it and i'll bank transfer you $20

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    #24
    Tow companies confirm that they cannot tow if on public property only private.

    Pooing is looking more and more likely.

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    The Manager wrote:
    Last time we got someone towed for parking over our driveway our friends were prety annoyed they had no car to drive home in.
    I only thought about lol'ding but I didn't

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