I accidentally the whole deepfrier. Is this bad?

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    I accidentally the whole deepfrier. Is this bad?

    So after making some yummy chicken nuggets, I switch it off with the button, and even flick off the power socket. After a delicious meal I come out for a cigarette, to find the house has been engulfed in rancid ****ing smoke, and the deepfrier smoldering. I skilfully unplug it and put it in the sink, and I open the tap.


    AND A GIGANTIC MOTHER****ING PILLAR OF FLAME ERUPTS OUT OF ****ING NOWHERE


    It lasted about 2 seconds and went all the way up to the ceiling. I was extremely lucky not to have gotten burnt to a ****ing crisp. What kind of wizardly powers were at work here?

    Heres what it did to the ceiling:


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    #2
    You accidentally "what" the deep fryer?
    My ear canals are very sensitive. They're stainless steel. Took a bullet in Corregidor. Passed straight through.

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    #3
    lol pwnd

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    #4
    You have to be kidding.

    You don't mix hot oil / fat with water or it explodes.

    Most children could tell you that.

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    #5
    Holy crap.

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    #6
    those curtains got owned.

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    #7
    HoF

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    #8
    Did u chuck the deep frier into the sink?

    LOL

    LOL

    LOL

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    Xelogen wrote:
    You have to be kidding.

    You don't mix hot oil / fat with water or it explodes.

    Most children could tell you that.
    you'd think one of the ones he visits and gives candy too would have told him

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    #10
    cool story bro

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    Danger Megatron wrote:
    not burnt to a ****ing crisp
    I AM DISAPPOINT

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    #12
    Oh yeah, you've just lost your bond along with whatever was left of our respect and your eyebrows.
    My ear canals are very sensitive. They're stainless steel. Took a bullet in Corregidor. Passed straight through.

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    #13
    It was punishing you for eating fat **** food.

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    #14
    Lucky you didn't get hot oil on your skin (and not the good kind) TBH mate. That shit gets all up in yo skin and doesn't stop burning.

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    Aurora wrote:
    Lucky you didn't get hot oil on your skin (and not the good kind) TBH mate. That shit gets all up in yo skin and doesn't stop burning.
    lucky for him maybe, the story would have been even grerater if there was melting flesh involved, other peoples pain makes me hard

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    I'm glad to see you're using eco bulbs by the way. very sustainable of you.

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    Soad_V_Kenobi wrote:
    other peoples pain makes me hard
    Did you ever hear about that time I got...

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    /Engage wrote:
    Did you ever hear about that time I got...
    only the pain of people i dislike, i don't know who the **** you are

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    Aurora wrote:
    Lucky you didn't get hot oil on your skin (and not the good kind) TBH mate. That shit gets all up in yo skin and doesn't stop burning.
    The lucky thing with the oil was that it actually stayed inside the deepfrier. If it started leaking I would have been ****ed.


    But jesus shit, the force of the explosion was really something. Near death experience probably, this one could have turned really bad.

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    Oh dear lord @ thread

    This is HOF material for sure, looking at the thread title, the content of the post and the thread starter

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    Danger Megatron wrote:
    But jesus shit, the force of the explosion was really something. Near death experience probably, this one could have turned really bad.

    OH my god, i can barely contain myself!!

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    Also what did you "open" the tap for?

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    Danger Megatron wrote:
    But jesus shit, the force of the explosion was really something. Near death experience probably, this one could have turned really bad.
    You should really think about cutting your testicles off. You owe it to the world. You can keep your Phallus.

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    Danger Megatron wrote:
    The lucky thing with the oil was that it actually stayed inside the deepfrier. If it started leaking I would have been ****ed.


    But jesus shit, the force of the explosion was really something. Near death experience probably, this one could have turned really bad.
    To put things in perspective for you, when I was 12/13 i used to heat up wax in a baked beans can until it was boiling and then chuck a quarter of a cup of water in it for amusements sake. I stopped when I had a couple of close calls with the flames singing my eyebrows.

    You used a whole deepfrier full of oil. And opened a tap on it.

    Darwin would be proud.

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    sweetheart wrote:
    Also what did you "open" the tap for?
    To enter the other dimension, duh sweetheart

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