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    w0lfbrains wrote:
    so what do I do papi?
    Pee in her butt.

    666 pages and we're still unsure about this?

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    Tormenta wrote:
    You need to be more judicious with your roman candle to avoid fizzers and thus get twice as glad aka double happy
    Currently doing this with the latest tinderlla. Two very long date in and we haven't even banged, unheard of in my personal experience lol. But she's into the same stuff I am, is also a total nerd and is super smart and we have the exact sense of humour so we'll see how it goes.

    /May or may not have already planned future with her

    //RobbieWilliams_shes_the_one.avi

    No but seriously I'm taking it super casually and not instantly trying to make it more than it is.

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    inb4 she's knocked up

    <--- this guy knows

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    Worse people than ivy league grads to knock up I guess #stayathomedad

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    KevinL wrote:
    inb4 she's knocked up

    <--- this guy knows
    lol, pwned.

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    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle...ectid=12125755

    "What we found was that if you had more than two oral sex partners in your lifetime, then you increase your risk of HPV-associated esophageal cancer significantly," Professor Rajendra said.

    lol, in a lifetime? wtf.

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    michael douglas - vindicated.

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    I look forward to throat cancer then

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    purplez wrote:
    I look forward to throat cancer then
    well i figure I'm probably immune by now

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    That sounds like a homeopathy argument..

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    purplez wrote:
    That sounds like a homeopathy argument..
    hahahaha

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    holisdick medicine

    hi am i a funny poster?

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    Ended up cancelling last nights date. She started getting super clingy. Telling me she wanted marriage, kids. Saying she was super traditional, and 'falls pretty hard early on'. Noped out of there but politely explained why.

    She hasn't stopped messaging asking for me to better explain why I 'bailed'.

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    Dick is abundant and low value

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    Rii wrote:
    Ended up cancelling last nights date. She started getting super clingy. Telling me she wanted marriage, kids. Saying she was super traditional, and 'falls pretty hard early on'. Noped out of there but politely explained why.

    She hasn't stopped messaging asking for me to better explain why I 'bailed'.
    Wait, was this the one in the open marriage?

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    Edward Diego wrote:
    Wait, was this the one in the open marriage?
    Nah. Different girl. This was the chick you joked about "imagine if you went over and that's all you did".

    Non-monogamous is great. A little too great. Think I'm going to pull back on that one.

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    KevinL wrote:
    inb4 she's knocked up

    <--- this guy knows
    You should have know better, considering your profession...

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    So Tinder today:

    Her: "Hey cool picture do you have a phone number"
    Me: "Yes"
    Her *unmatched*

    I was about to say why don't you give me your number first and I'll give to to a list of telemarketers... k... thnx... bai.

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    Edward Diego wrote:
    Dude, take it from this man-ho (well former) - second date is where it's at yo. First date is merely to establish that neither of you is a serial killer or Mettler (much luv bruv, but had to go for the easy lulz).

    Second date is the decider. If you're not smashing her tonsils with your tongue by the end of it, it's not a happening thing.
    This way of going about it seems like a waste of time to me. Is it not obvious if there is chemistry on the first date? Seems pretty obvious to me within an hour of meeting someone. If chemistry/attraction initiate - hey wanna go home together? My only exception would be if I really liked someone/was interested in a long term relationship and wanted to play it cool.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKiSPUc2Jck&t=0m40s

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    It's about ensuring everyone feels safe, *shrug* - and saving money. Take them out for drinks first, buy the fancy chicken waffles second time around.

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    I agree with Edward on that. Sorta best not to rush things a bit to fast.

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    Also worth mentioning that I lived 55km out of Christchurch, so it's sort of a hard ask to say on a first date "Hey, want to drive way out into the country with someone you've only just met?"

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    I'm a little bit wary of excessive chemistry at the start especially when it leads to things moving real fast so try to take things slow right now, but I've also had very strong chemistry develop after some unpromising or awkward first dates, so I'm not going to always write people off after the first date --- though a lot of the time I will feel there's no potential for chemistry to develop.

    Also big on the first date as a quick non-committal thing such as grabbing coffee, where either person can leave easily without being rude if they feel incompatible or are picking up red flags, rather than waiting for a meal to come etc. while having to make small talk with someone you're not interested in seeing again.

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    Edward Diego wrote:
    It's about ensuring everyone feels safe, *shrug* - and saving money. Take them out for drinks first, buy the fancy chicken waffles second time around.
    I'm all about consent and feeling safe, I don't even initiate anything physical... Most of my dates are actually surprised when I ask if they would like to go home together as they don't think I'm interested sexually. Which isn't intentional, I just treat people like I would anyone else regardless of it being a tinder date.

    And hell, my last tinder date suggested going home together and I asked her 5X times if she was sure as she got pretty drunk and I was relatively sober. Was pretty funny actually, she ended up saying 'comeon, I haven't been laid in 6 months.'

    Also you seem old school, 'take them out,' I normally ask people if they would like to get a drink together as I'm half dutch and #equality.

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    lol whoops