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    St4lk3r wrote:
    Holy Christ your schtick is getting tired, seriously cut it out. We get it you don't like him.
    Awww. What are you a member of his white knight goon squad or something? It's not a 'shtick'. I can say what I like, I don't care if you like it or not. I don't even really care if I get banned for it. \_(ツ)_/

    incidentally, it's because of mother****ers like him and his swiping 'tactic' that is one of the reasons why social dating apps like these are so ****ed/heavily skewed in favor towards women. Nice going dick.

    Anyway, carry on folks...

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    I'm glad you don't care if you get banned, that works well for me

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    ****ing lol, didn't even need to try this time

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    ayyyy

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    Fu Manchu wrote:
    Awww. What are you a member of his white knight goon squad or something? It's not a 'shtick'. I can say what I like, I don't care if you like it or not. I don't even really care if I get banned for it. \_(ツ)_/

    incidentally, it's because of mother****ers like him and his swiping 'tactic' that is one of the reasons why social dating apps like these are so ****ed/heavily skewed in favor towards women. Nice going dick.

    Anyway, carry on folks...
    jeezus. holy ****ing hair-trigger...

    you really don't like him, do you?

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    Stop shitting up my thread you bozo

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    Fu Manchu wrote:
    Oh lawdy... new picture put up on her profile.....

    MySpace angle

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    Fu Manchu wrote:
    Awww. What are you a member of his white knight goon squad or something? It's not a 'shtick'. I can say what I like, I don't care if you like it or not. I don't even really care if I get banned for it. \_(ツ)_/
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    Boreas wrote:
    MySpace angle
    Fair bit of makeup too.

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    Viilai wrote:
    Fair bit of makeup too.
    I'd say there is quite a bit of blur effect added too. Not saying that she's not attractive, just so much effort put into that photo to see what she really looks like. But tbh I also tend to use filters and shit so whatever.

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    So I'm trying to cut my rooting down a bit, only have 4 days a week spare, and I've been spending so much time in other people's beds that I'm feeling a bit transient. So I'm going to spend at least 2 nights a week at home.

    Problem is, 4 local women, 2 nights for rooting, it's going to reduce them down to fortnightly at best, if I'm being fair. Or I have to reduce the numbers of concurrent locals.

    Anyway, my English bird is in the shower, so I'm going to go join her.

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    don't drop the soap lol

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    TECHNOVIKING wrote:
    I'd say there is quite a bit of blur effect added too. Not saying that she's not attractive, just so much effort put into that photo to see what she really looks like. But tbh I also tend to use filters and shit so whatever.
    4 things happening on that photo that is cringey

    1) I don't like tats, ok thats just me
    2) A lot of make-up - whatcha hiding
    3) Blurry image/cartoon filter - how many wrinkles are you hiding
    4) Top down angle to cut off the body and the double chin undernearth - this whale is not content with her body

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    TECHNOVIKING wrote:
    I'd say there is quite a bit of blur effect added too. Not saying that she's not attractive, just so much effort put into that photo to see what she really looks like. But tbh I also tend to use filters and shit so whatever.
    4 things happening on that photo that is cringey

    1) I don't like tats, ok thats just me
    2) A lot of make-up - whatcha hiding
    3) Blurry image/cartoon filter - how many wrinkles are you hiding
    4) Top down angle to cut off the body and the double chin undernearth - this whale is not content with her body

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    Edward Diego wrote:
    So I'm trying to cut my throa...
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    James254 wrote:
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    Come on now mate.

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    ..and this is coming from a vegan. aww gumon m8.

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    Edward Diego wrote:
    Or Bnonn, he was full on internet-atheist then met a sexy pastor's daughter and is now a pastor himself, in one of the more intolerant Christian traditions.
    That was the guy I was thinking of, got him confused with Fu as they were both vigorous defenders of the faith.

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    had tinder date, was cool, quality yarns. seeing if she wants to catch dinner during the week

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    Do you guys put anything in your bio, or doesn't it matter?

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    I usually put some kind of not particularly funny one liner. Like "quality yarns and beers welcome" type shit. Maybe it helps women think I'm not a snake

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    Lethargic wrote:
    Do you guys put anything in your bio, or doesn't it matter?
    I state outright that I'm looking for strong intelligent women who know what they want, I have no idea if it helps or hurts. What I can tell you is that no ****er reads them - given the amount of vegans I match with despite writing in my profile that I like tramping and hunting.

    I reckon that as a man, a profile could help a little if it makes you sound interesting. Most profiles I've seen make people sound ****ing dull as shit. No way, you like travel, wine, and good food? What a rarity!

    I'm more likely to swipe right on a woman with a reasonably decent profile, but that's because I'm expected to start all the conversations, so I'll go for the ones where I have some starting material.

    On the other hand, stuff in your profile like "I hate drama" or "My kids are my life, if u want 2 b n my life u haf to except it!" is a guaranteed left swipe, and thank you for letting me know ahead of time that you're nasty.

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    So, my English Rose came to stay, turns out she likes a bit of struggle ****ing. She didn't say anything about it beforehand though, so that was a surprise in the bedroom.

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    Edward Diego wrote:
    So, my English Rose came to stay, turns out she likes a bit of struggle ****ing. She didn't say anything about it beforehand though, so that was a surprise in the bedroom.



    those kind of surprises are the best

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    I dunno man, when a chick vigorously pushes me off suddenly during sex, I tend to view it as a "stop doing what you're doing" signal, not a "pin me down and **** me" signal. Apparently I looked very confused and unsure for a bit.

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    I dunno man, when a chick vigorously pushes me off suddenly during sex, I tend to view it as a "stop doing what you're doing" signal, not a "pin me down and **** me" signal. Apparently I looked very confused and unsure for a bit.

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    Hahahaha basically this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4hNaFkbZYU

    Yeah that could be kinda awkward.