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    MXRecord wrote:
    What is poisonous / a deterrent to cats? Asking for a friend.
    Apart from dogs?, My friend john once suggested fresh citrus (orange or lemon) peels but i tried it in my garden and the cats still did their business in there.

    So i don't know sorry.

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    They don't like citrus

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    Hmmm I have a lemon tree. I might suggest my friend line the route the little bastard comes with cut up lemons.
    Last edited by MXRecord; 15th February 2019 at 9:23 pm.

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    Cayenne pepper works too. Also upside down kebab sticks

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    Kenneth Branagh does Shakespeare's Henry V speech before the battle of Agincourt (1415).

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    How salty do you have to be to put cat lemons around your property

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    clockblock wrote:
    How salty do you have to be to put cat lemons around your property
    Very.

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    A few years ago I had a real bad case of the shits. Couldn't get back inside quick enough so unloaded on the garden I was working on. Never saw a cat again for a month (previously they'd shit in my garden every other day).

    So it was either that or the several cat corpses in the garden.

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    Our neighbour cats come over and torment ninja. I tried to throw a jandal at one the other night. The get oranges thrown at them as well lol.

    One had a scrap with ninja a while back and it cost Gar heaps at the vet. Poor kitty is 12, he can't hack that shit anymore.

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    w0lfbrains wrote:
    upside down kebab sticks
    psycho

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    Fill up a water rifle with lemon juice
    Get Bobs to shit in it too
    Shoot cats
    ???
    Profit

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    JC wrote:
    psycho
    It's a deterrent you dump ass

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    MXRecord wrote:
    What is poisonous / a deterrent to cats? Asking for a friend.
    Lillies. Although thats only going to deter the cat from living.

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    https://youtu.be/aPzeOpCzS1g

    Thank goodness we are safe today. This would never happen here in Japan.

    Better stop surfing now, where why how ...

    https://www.kevincassell.com/2009/02...ndered-christ/
    Last edited by Oldtime boy; 15th February 2019 at 11:12 pm. Reason: Omg

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    MXRecord wrote:
    What is poisonous / a deterrent to cats? Asking for a friend.
    They don't like being run over, I'll vouch for that.

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    You can get cat repellent from pet shops.

    Otherwise if your aim is good, some weaponised ghost pepper sauce shot from a water pistol right on the ring piece will see the cat run for miles trying to escape the heat. It’ll turn the pooper into something resembling the eye of sauron.

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    sup nerds

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    wat up


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    w0lfbrains wrote:
    Also upside down kebab sticks
    We were so desperate to stop the cats from crapping in my veg garden we put all these sticks throughout it,
    The cat still ninja it's way through them just to crap in my bloody garden.

    In the end we gave up and planted ferns.

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    One of the reasons we got a dog.

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    I might get a cat after my japan holiday. Hopefully this time it won't be a psycho cat lol

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    Vulcan wrote:
    One of the reasons we got a dog.
    Is your boy still around Vulcan?

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    Frederick James wrote:
    Is your boy still around Vulcan?
    Yup, surprisingly. He still has his lump, but it's stabilized (hasn't grown). Vet said the best thing to do is leave it, if we try to remove it cancer cells may get in the bloodstream (or something like that) then it'll be all over rover. The lump doesn't bother him at all. I just call him my ballchinian-collie cross.

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    the youtube Al Gore Rhythm keeps showing me this one video but im afraid it has subliminal messages