Stream of HOSciousness Transfer Station (NSFW)

[krashersmasher]

I just downloaded more ram. When i'd got my ram i clicked on the info link expecting full well what the outcome was going to be.. wasn't disappointed

Agree

My computer is way faster now - even with that extra tab open.

[mmario]

hehe rolled

[ClavulanateV2]

Maynard certainly has a set of lungs on him

[Mancubus]

^ most overrated band in history. Clannad ftw.

[swazi]

I thought that was The Beatles.

[Pxndx]

I bought a salt lamp.. I ain't no new aged freak, but I do enjoy the warm comforting light/ambience it gives off.

[WeenieBeenie]

This fella at the gym that you can literally smell when you walk in the door. I've noticed it every time I see him here. How do you get to that point consistently?? This is a stale sweat smell. I guess he just never washes.

[Mutton]

Maybe you need to tell him he stinks like shit.

[|icED-e@RtH|]

^Sometimes you need to be cruel to be kind.

[Mancubus]

Tell him his pungent musk turns you on.

[WeenieBeenie]

As much as I'd like to, I couldn't just straight up tell him he stinks. It's ****ing bad though. Tonight I was resting between sets and all of a sudden the smell hit me and I thought oh great that dude has arrived. Sure enough a couple of seconds later he walks past.

[Frederick James]

There's a guy who i work with, young fella, flatting. Often has a manky smell about him, but it's not BO, it's that smell you get when you leave a load of clothes in the washing machine after it's done for too long before hanging them out. Or if they take too long to dry on the line when the weather is bad.

I just stand next to him, sniff loudly and go "Bro..... you stink! - did you forget the washing was in the machine?", and he goes "Whaaa......" then i see him an hour later with a different shirt on (he's popped home to change - so credit for that). How do you not notice that shit when you're putting your clothes on?

[Kog]

There's a guy who i work with, young fella, flatting. Often has a manky smell about him, but it's not BO, it's that smell you get when you leave a load of clothes in the washing machine after it's done for too long before hanging them out. Or if they take too long to dry on the line when the weather is bad.

I just stand next to him, sniff loudly and go "Bro..... you stink! - did you forget the washing was in the machine?", and he goes "Whaaa......" then i see him an hour later with a different shirt on (he's popped home to change - so credit for that). How do you not notice that shit when you're putting your clothes on?

jesus
not sure who is worse

[clockblock]

vibing to Elon Musks daughter

[Frederick James]

jesus
not sure who is worse

Don't worry, he gives as good as he gets. The difference is that i don't smell like a manky piece of shit, so am clearly better

[swazi]

jesus
not sure who is worse

Well it's not Jesus. So probably smelly guy

[Mutton]

I reckon people in general smelled pretty bad 2019 years ago.

[MAC_HATER]

I didn't know they played smash back then

[Frederick James]

I look at it like this; it needs to be addressed. Nobody should have to tolerate someone who stinks. And I could have done the whole passive- aggressive thing of leaving a can of deodourant on his desk, but I chose to address it directly. And yeah, I could have been nicer about it, but this is your standard entitled millennial f**ktard who can fully dish it out. And when you dish it out, you got to be able to take it too.

Could have brought it up as an item during one of our team meetings instead I guess?

[CODChimera]

I look at it like this; it needs to be addressed. Nobody should have to tolerate someone who stinks. And I could have done the whole passive- aggressive thing of leaving a can of deodourant on his desk, but I chose to address it directly. And yeah, I could have been nicer about it, but this is your standard entitled millennial f**ktard who can fully dish it out. And when you dish it out, you got to be able to take it too.

Could have brought it up as an item during one of our team meetings instead I guess?

seems like you did fine? you gotta be able to talk about issues openly and i assume most people would rather know

e: or at least I would. I sweat like a rapist and it sucks

[Frederick James]

I am really, really appreciative when someone says "Hey bruv, you got a massive bogey hanging out of your schnozz". I always think "Wow, how many arseholes noticed that but didn't say a damn thing?!?!".

[w0lfbrains]

Maybe his washing machine needs a clean, you can get some pretty horrendous odors stuck in your plumbing

[scholar]

Maybe his washing machine needs a clean, you can get some pretty horrendous odors stuck in your plumbing

Some people go for years without realising their washing machine has a filter which needs cleaning.

Same with dryers and the lint filter... I moved into a flat once where the current flatmates said "oh yeah dryer takes like four hours to dry anything". Two minutes later I had cleaned out a solid inch or two of compacted lint.

[Pxndx]

The last 4/5 times I've gone to Pizza Hut they've got the order wrong.

waddafok m8.

[|icED-e@RtH|]

There's a guy who i work with, young fella, flatting. Often has a manky smell about him, but it's not BO, it's that smell you get when you leave a load of clothes in the washing machine after it's done for too long before hanging them out. Or if they take too long to dry on the line when the weather is bad.

I just stand next to him, sniff loudly and go "Bro..... you stink! - did you forget the washing was in the machine?", and he goes "Whaaa......" then i see him an hour later with a different shirt on (he's popped home to change - so credit for that). How do you not notice that shit when you're putting your clothes on?

What about the smell of BO mixed with whatever they've cleaned their clothes with, that's an awful smell to behold, especially when its standing right next to you.