Stream of HOSciousness Transfer Station (NSFW)

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    Cheers guys! If I don't get it I'll be gutted but will keep pursuing a similar job amyways

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    Frederick James wrote:
    Do you ever feel like you're just barely hanging on to sanity? Like you could just suddenly snap and slip effortlessly into complete and utter emotional and mental chaos?
    Not all the time, but more often with age. One day I figure I will join some crusade against evil doers in some ****ed up part of tbe world. I missed the boat with fighting ISIS, but there will always be another of the like.

    Magic, jesus dude.. that is the worst string of bad luck I have ever read. I hope you know that for all that trauma, you still seem like an amazingly gentle soul.
    I hope you find peace with your past and discover a way to show others in similar positions that you can get through it and maintain your level of humanity.

    Peace brother.

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    I feel the older I get, the less I know who I am or what I'm doing.


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    I don't know those feels tbh.

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    hahahahaha apparently wordpress bought tumblr off Yahoo for "significantly under $20 million" (i've seen as low as 3) and Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for it.

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    Tumblr is still a thing?

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    These are gonna make me fat again



    Also, props to DHL. My order left Amazon on their wedsnesday and was delivered yesterday.

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    Mancubus wrote:
    Tumblr is still a thing?
    not after they banned porn it wasn't,

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    "These are gonna make me fat again" those are freaking nice bro

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    They are under $4 this week too monkaS

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    -HB wrote:
    These are gonna make me fat again



    Also, props to DHL. My order left Amazon on their wedsnesday and was delivered yesterday.
    Yuuuuuuummm

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    Pxndx wrote:
    I feel the older I get, the less I know who I am or what I'm doing.

    Same, real hard to know what you should be doing. I think just try and be happy, do whatever points you in that direction. That's what im trying to do anyway.

    Looks like some real intense shit over the last page, hope everyone is doing okay.

    e. also whats a good place to play poker online?

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    CODChimera wrote:
    e. also whats a good place to play poker online?
    I'm playing on poker stars. You can play for real money or fake money.

    Don't know if it's the best, but it seems ok.

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    who needs gun to stop bad guys when you can just use milkcrates

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    Anyone stream on Neon?

    If so, does it offer 4K/HDR streaming?

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    I feel safe here like it’s a safe forum, I want to talk about my first Golden Shower get together AKA “Pee Party”. Apparently they don’t like that word necessarily, I guess the idea is to “Class it up some “, whatever my Mom always taught me that Pee was sinful and should be hid in the toilet where noone could seeit and too run the shower when you do it so noone can hear your Sin.
    Anyway I wan In between jobs and because my usual friends were all working, I Was Boref. I initially went on locanto to find a job but that was boring too, and I started clicking on random posts that weren’t about jobs. And one caught my eye, it talked about watersports and something called Golden Showers, I always wanted to start a jet ski or hell even a simple paddle boat, (I weigh too much too get on a surfboard and they give me weird looks at the surf shop because of that one thing) Anyway I digress, I emailed this post on a whim, and to my surprise, they emailed me back! I was nervous surprised and arousef all at the same time. So many thoughts going through my head..would I be able to jet ski ? Or would I have to take my shirt off? Little did I know it wasn’t that kinda of party..
    I drive to the address I was given at first I thought I had the wrong address..this was nowhere near the beach, but I figured we were just meeting up here and we’d all drive together, but it was after midnight and I don’t see that great in the dark. So suppressing my nerves I walked up the stairs and knocked on the door to the hotel room. This guy answered the door he looked about 50 but in good shape, but he wasn’t wearing a bathing suit he was wearing a bathrobe, confused I accepted the invitation to come in. Dale I think his name was offered me a beer and something called “dr thunder” from a 2 liter bottle. “It makes it sweeter “ this very large man yelled from the back of the room, as I tipped the large quite full bottle to my lips, I looked around, the furniture had been all like pushed into one corner and what looked like a slip and slide was in the middle of the floor. I was led to said slip and slide and ever so gently guided to the floor. Then several of the men walked over and let their bladders empty onto me. At first I was so shocked and confused, but it was so Warm! And all the stress of my job and parents house just flowed away like the Hot Urine flowing into my open mouth. My penis was exited too. This one man I think he was a Marine very large a muscular came in from the rear he opened his robe and it’s what I imagine Jesus Lord looking like if he really worked out Hard,...the blast from his stream I heard church bells rings and I guess I lost consciousness at some point from the force, but I remember as my lips and extremities began to tingle from the impending blackout I swear I saw the Virgin Mary cradling his penis as he unleashed his hot stream upon me.
    I awoke at home, I guess someone called me a cab, I did notice I was missing $5 from my wallet, but I’d pay 1000x tahT for just another sprinkle of that hulking Beasts sweat water.

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    and i thought i had problems.

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    That pee story might be in the fiction category.

    mintyOnion wrote:
    Once, police stopped me on a motorway ramp and extended breath analyzer asking for my name and address.

    I just blew air into it, coz that's what I'm used to. He had to repeat instructions two more times before I clicked.

    I could tell he was fairly annoyed, but luckily I didn't have a sip prior, got away with a "what a retard" glare.
    The first one you're supposed to talk into is just for yes or no. The second one with the bag and "blow until I stay stop" is measuring accurately enough to arrest you and makes them allowed to drag you down to the station and use the big computer thing that's accurate enough for court. Apparently it's quite easy to **** up a drunk driving arrest if you're the cop do and steps wrong. There are a whole branch of lawyers that make their livings out of tripping up cops on the most recent tuning update on the computer, something no one would care about until it's brought up.

    WeenieBeenie wrote:
    Anyone play much poker? Online or otherwise.

    I've started playing online just with play money.

    I'm crushing it, but I don't know if I'm good or everyone else is bad.
    I suspect the people playing with legit money are way better. I used to play blackjack and the $20+ per hand people aren't guessing for a laugh, it's all rote learning, even the dealer cringes when you **** up splits and doubles.

    Magic Robertson wrote:
    My mother did a lot to me, i wrote it all down but no one wants to read it.
    Your mother doesn't sound like she was very helpful. Was she more idiot or evil?

    kierbear wrote:
    this deep fake video of Bill Hader turning into Tom Cruise and Seth Rogen when doing impressions of them kinda ****ed up my brain a bit
    They all seem to range somewhere between funny and disturbing. I like this one: https://youtu.be/bPhUhypV27w
    It's ****ed up how his face changed. "Show me your leadership capabilities!" toward the end is the best.
    Last edited by Quasi ELVIS; 14th August 2019 at 4:28 am.

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    I asked a friend with face blindness what that bill hader video looked like and she's like "the face didn't change at all and it's hilarious that you're all freaking out about it"

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    I've been super lazy today. I have the whole worksite to myself so I've been working away with my headphones in.
    But it's also a beautiful day outside and my spot in the sun overlooks the mountains and the sea. My lunch and coffee breaks might have gone slightly longer than usual.

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    I've had a pretty lazy as day myself playing Metal Wolf Chaos X D while suffering from a pretty bad chest cold or something along those lines (hopefully I'll be alive tomorrow) also was pretty sick on Monday.

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    WeenieBeenie wrote:
    I've been super lazy today. I have the whole worksite to myself so I've been working away with my headphones in.
    But it's also a beautiful day outside and my spot in the sun overlooks the mountains and the sea. My lunch and coffee breaks might have gone slightly longer than usual.
    what country are you in bro

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    Kog wrote:
    what country are you in bro
    The best one. NZ of course.

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    breh, it's yellow


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