This would be mine:
Tired of being tired?
Missing those dead lines, fatigued in class due to a hard nights study? Struggling to keep your eyes open during a raid with the lads?
The enemy of productivity has been under your nose the whole time and you've been too blind sided by circadian rhythm to see it.
SLEEP.
It's time, once and for all, to take back those precious hours spent lazing around.
I present to you:
WakeTek
With this simple cybernetic procedure,
StimCo, will remove the hypothalamus and replace it with the modern equivalent of a hundred double, nay, triple shot redbull with breakthrough technology
Unsleepable.
WakeTek sends bio-mechanical signals to the rest of the brain to fool it into thinking you're sleeping, even when you're still partying into the wee hours of the morning.
Kiss those ZZZ's good bye and ride the
WakeTek train into AAA+++sville with study sessions all night long while your class mates sleep. Imagine twitch streaming your Fortnite domination for an entire week straight. CAN WE GET SOME HYPE IN CHAT?? Gym all night long and have the office ladies 'mire your new sweet gainz.
What's more, there's no side effect. When your layabout good for nothing human brain decide it's had enough for the day,
WakeTek storms the room and takes over informing the brain to have a nanna-nap in the corner. When it's naturally time to wake,
WakeTek hands the reigns back and your brain is in full control again.
Take back that 1/3rd of your life. Be all that you can be and more.
WakeTek. When you're snoozing, you're losing.