Pop quiz, hotshot

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    Pop quiz, hotshot

    It's morning, you awaken alone, hungry and disorientated and discover there's only enough milk for either a coffee or breakfast cereal but not both.

    You're too lazy to cook breakfast (why you gotta be so lazy? That'll be why you're on GP reading this, instead of working. Your mother is probably disappointed in you)

    Which do you choose and why?

    Asking for a friend.

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    #2
    Cereal. And if you need the pep that a coffee gives you, man up, sunshine, and have it black.

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    #3
    cereal and having a black coffee isn't too bad.

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    #4
    You either have too much milk in your coffee or may as well be eating your cereal dry if this is your conundrum

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    #5
    Black coffee fast.

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    #6
    i would rather die

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    #7
    Frederick James wrote:
    Cereal. And if you need the pep that a coffee gives you, man up, sunshine, and have it black.
    WarZoner wrote:
    cereal and having a black coffee isn't too bad.
    Imma Kant wrote:
    Black coffee fast.
    Don't be ridiculous, drinking coffee without milk is like drinking water without vodka.

    St4lk3r wrote:
    You either have too much milk in your coffee or may as well be eating your cereal dry if this is your conundrum
    I don't own an expensive coffee machine to not have frothy milk.

    clockblock wrote:
    i would rather die
    My friend has considered this as a possibility.

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    #8
    eating is for pussies


    intermittent fasting is in right now

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    #9
    What. wrote:
    eating is for pussies


    intermittent fasting is in right now
    I do this everyday. I fast for about 10 hours after dinner, 3 hours after breakfast and about 6 hours after lunch. Give or take.

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    #10
    Coffee. Breakfast is dumb.

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    #11
    Skip both and just swallow your toothpaste slurry.

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    #12
    Catch a bus to the supermarket. There should be a free seat next to Sandra Bullock.

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    #13
    Céréales de café (serves 1)

    Ingredients -
    · coffee
    · milk (enough for one)
    · cereal

    Method:
    1. Prepare coffee with minimal hot water and pour into bowl
    2. Add milk
    3. Stir mixture
    4. Add cereal to bowl
    5. Twirl mustache
    6. Serve

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    #14
    I'd order mcdonalds hotcakes with a coffee on ubereats.

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    #15
    Skip both, go to work, drink coffee, have a sandwich at morning tea.

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    #16
    What. wrote:
    eating is for pussies


    intermittent fasting is in right now
    you still eat tho...

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    #17
    2 x coffee. Some of us aren't mid morning office dwellers

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    #18
    massive wrote:
    Skip both, go to work, drink coffee, have a sandwich at morning tea.
    My man

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    #19
    don't drink coffee so cereal

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    #20
    ask Gary V, he always seems to have the answer

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    #21
    why not white coffee in the cereal?
    dont be so mainstream

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    #22
    Seems like the only real options here are murder, suicide or murder suicide.

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    #23
    Go to work do some wanks.

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    #24
    pour milk down drain, eat cereal dry, pour coffee on head

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    #25
    Timmi wrote:
    ask Gary V, he always seems to have the answer
    He would sell the coffee, the cups, plate and cereal. That's money right there.